To any of you religious folk out there, I apologize for Betty’s upcoming blasphemy. Once she gets on a roll, it’s hard to reel her back in.
Most of you were quick to jump on poor Sookie, but I ask that you try and remember how new the supernatural world is for her. She’s young and inexperienced in almost everything. She’s spent her whole life being telepathically confident, but with Eric she’s left flapping in the wind. So don’t blame her if she leaves Eric flapping in the wind too.
Fair is fair.
In the meantime, I will attempt to distract you with this.
Did it work? No? Oh well…