Because I’m out of peanuts now that my Taming of the Squirrel patio experiment has doubled in size.
That’s Squirrell’s frenemy, dubbed Lemur thanks to his/her funky striped tail, and labeled frenemy because they fight over the peanuts I toss to them.
So maybe they’re siblings.
And since I stayed out on my patio for an extra long time this morning because I had two squawking squirrel mouths to feed, you all are getting an extra long chapter. Something some of you have indicated you might appreciate to keep yourselves and numerous Connors from growling. It also gives you some of the answers some of you have been waiting by the phone for. But really, I could probably just keep typing away on this post that no one will really read because you’ve already scrolled down and clicked on the chap…