…Ahem *Taps Mic* Is this thing still on?

Um…so, hi!

(Shakes head at own lameness.)

Yeah, so I know it’s been (Christ. Months? Really?) a while since I last posted anything and I’m so sorry about that. I have my excuses, which for the most part are just that.

Excuses.

But the highlights in chronological order are:

  • That election (Just, no.)
  • Christmas (Seriously, just popped up out of nowhere. Thank God for Amazon Prime)
  • My doggie was diagnosed with Cushing’s Disease
  • Hubs and I spent a lovely night in the ER with him having what turned out to be a gall bladder attack
  • The Boy (Thing 1) joined the Army National Guard and left for Basic Training
  • The day The Boy left (on the dog’s 15th birthday) the dog went to the animal ER and had to be put to sleep 2 days later
  • Crying over the dog
  • Hubs had his gall bladder taken out (I’ve spent more time getting my hair done. Seriously. They’re quick.)
  • Crying over the dog
  • We had to drive to South Carolina for The Boy’s graduation from Basic Training
  • Crying over telling The Boy about the dog
  • Driving The Boy to Virginia for He’s in the Army Now – Part Deux Training
  • It’s Inspection Time (releases balloon drop and throws confetti) where I work, which is my segue to…

Why I’m posting Makesmyheadspin‘s Birthday Fic a day early.

Boss Man is driving down ’round these parts today, so I’ll be going in to work at the ass crack of dawn and schlepping around with him all week long. Hopefully I’ll have some time to work on the next chapter of something on Friday, but considering my track record as of late, I’m not making any promises.

Thanks to all of you that have sent Miss You’s and Are you dead? inquiries.

I’ve missed you too. And I’m not. 🙂

Click the banner below to take you to Meg’s birthday fic and wish My Sistah from another Mistah a Happy Birthday.

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